strippers miami Guide #65

STRIPPERS MIAMI GUIDE #65: GET WHAT YOU WANT TONIGHT

You landed here because you want strippers in Miami—fast, no fluff Miami strippers. This guide cuts the crap. Follow these steps, get results.

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FIND THE RIGHT SPOT FIRST

Miami’s strip scene is split into two zones: South Beach and everywhere else. South Beach is high-end, expensive, and packed with tourists. Everywhere else is cheaper, grittier, and locals-heavy. Pick your vibe.

South Beach clubs: E11EVEN, Tootsie’s, The Office. These places run $500+ for bottle service and private dances. If you’re dropping that kind of cash, skip the line—call ahead, book a table, name-drop a promoter. Walk-ins wait.

Off-South Beach: Gold Rush Cabaret, Solid Gold, The King of Diamonds. Cover charges under $50, drinks cheaper, girls more aggressive. No promoter? No problem. Show up after 11 PM, tip the bouncer $20, get VIP access.

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BOOK A STRIPPER TO YOUR LOCATION

Want a girl at your hotel, Airbnb, or yacht? Stop Googling random sites. Use these three vetted agencies:

1. Miami Exotic Entertainment. Text them: (305) 707-STRIP. Tell them your location, budget, and how many girls. They respond in 10 minutes. Minimum $300 per girl, 1-hour minimum. Cash only.

2. VIP Miami Girls. Call (786) 360-0000. Ask for “Jorge.” He books high-end girls, no flakes. $500 minimum, 2-hour minimum. Credit card deposit, balance in cash.

3. Backpage Miami (yes, it’s back). Search “Miami escorts” on the new Backpage. Filter for “in-call” or “out-call.” Message girls directly. Prices: $200-$400 per hour. Vet profiles—look for multiple reviews, recent photos, verified badges.

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HOW TO PICK THE RIGHT GIRL

Don’t waste time on girls who won’t deliver. Use these rules:

– **Photos:** If her pics are all selfies with heavy filters, skip. Look for full-body shots, no sunglasses, no hats. Ask for a face pic with today’s date written on paper.

– **Reviews:** On Backpage or agency sites, read the last 5 reviews. If they say “great time,” “on time,” “no drama,” book her. If reviews are vague or missing, move on.

– **Voice:** Call or text her. If she sounds bored, slow, or distracted, she’ll be the same in person. Hang up. Find a girl who’s excited, clear, and professional.

– **Age:** Miami girls range 18-35. If you want experience, pick 25+. If you want fresh, pick 18-22. Never ask her age—check her ID when she arrives.

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SET UP THE MEETING RIGHT

Location matters. Follow these rules:

– **Hotel:** Book a suite with a living room. No suites? Get a room with a couch. Avoid rooms with only a bed—it’s awkward. Tip the front desk $20 to avoid noise complaints.

– **Airbnb:** Rent a place with a private entrance. No shared spaces. Tell the host it’s a “business meeting.” If they ask questions, find another spot.

– **Yacht:** Charter a boat with a cabin. Minimum 3 hours. Use YachtLife or Miami Boat Charters. Tell them you’re bringing “entertainment.” They won’t care.

– **Car:** Never. Too risky, too cramped. If she suggests it, cancel.

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WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOU BOOK

Keep it short, direct, and confident. Use this script:

“Hey, I’m looking for a girl for tonight. I’m at [location]. Budget is [amount]. What’s your rate and availability?”

If she asks for details, say:

“1 hour, full service. You good with that?”

If she hesitates, says “maybe,” or asks “what’s full service?”—she’s not the right girl. Hang up. Move to the next.

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HOW TO HANDLE THE MONEY

Cash is king. No Venmo, no Zelle, no Bitcoin. Follow these steps:

1. Withdraw cash before she arrives. Use an ATM inside a bank—no sketchy corner ATMs. Get small bills: $20s, $50s.

2. Hide the cash. Put it in an envelope, tape it under the couch. Or in a drawer, under clothes. Never hand it to her upfront.

3. Pay in stages. First, give her $100 when she arrives. Say, “This is for your time. The rest is for fun.” This keeps her motivated.

4. Tip extra for extras. Want a blowjob? $100. Anal? $200. Double penetration? $400. Negotiate upfront—never assume.

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WHAT TO DO WHEN SHE ARRIVES

First 5 minutes set the tone. Follow this:

1. Open the door, smile, step back. Let her walk in first. Don’t touch her yet.

2. Offer her a drink. Water, champagne, or vodka. No beer—it’s cheap. Pour it yourself, don’t let her touch the bottle.

3. Sit down, pat the seat next to you. Say, “Tell me what you like.” Listen. If she’s quiet, she’s nervous. If she’s talking, she’s into it.

4. Hand her the first $100. Say, “This is for your time. Show me what you’ve got.”

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HOW TO GET WHAT YOU WANT

Don’t be shy. She’s there to please you. Use these moves:

– **Touch first.** Put your hand on her thigh. If she doesn’t pull away, escalate. If she does, back off, try again in 5 minutes.

– **Direct her.** Say, “Take off your top.” “Get on your knees.” “Suck it.” No questions, no hesitation.

– **Use the money.** Want her to go faster? Hold up a $20. Say, “Show me how bad you want this.” She’ll respond.

– **Change positions.** If she’s not into it, switch it up. Say, “Get on all fours.” “Ride me.” “Turn around.”

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HOW TO HANDLE PROBLEMS

Things go wrong. Fix them fast:

– **She’s late.** Text her: “Where are you?” If she doesn’t respond in 10 minutes, cancel. Call the agency, demand a refund.

– **She’s not into it.** Stop. Say, “This isn’t working. Let’s call it.” Hand her the first $100, show her the door. Don’t argue.

– **She asks for more money.** Say, “We agreed on [amount]. That’s it.” If she pushes, end it. No exceptions.

– **She’s on her phone.** Take it. Say, “No phones.